Ex-Newcastle player left ‘caterpillar cake sized turd in team-mates fridge

Ex-Newcastle United defender Andy Griffin reportedly surprised his team mate Bradley Orr with a "caterpillar cake" sized '"turd" placed delicately on the top shelf of their fridge.

The former Newcastle duo remain "best mates" to this day having spent many years playing alongside each other under the likes of Kevin Keegan and Sir Bobby Robson. However, Orr certainly had to take the good times with the "s***" ones as he was regularly tormented by the "round the bend, nuts, horrible creature' colleague Griffin.

The former right-back spent six years at St James' Park, accumulating 104 appearances for the Premier League giants.. However, Griffin was certainly without his quirks, as he looked to repulse and shock Orr at every opportunity possible.

“Griff is one of my best mates, never mind football, one of my best friends, what a fella,” Orr said to the Under the Cosh podcast. “I lived with him for a few years – he’s around the bend, nuts, horrible creature, but an absolute diamond.

“Griff was playing week in, week out at this point and you know when you have to stay behind to do extra and stuff. I come in the flat one day and he’s asleep on the couch, and I’ve gone off and gone into the fridge and there is a turd that long on the top shelf of the fridge.

“I’m like ‘are you for f****** real? We’ve got to live here, this is our fridge, with a big log about that long,” Orr said while stretching his arms out. “He wasn’t asleep, he was just down laughing his head off and I was like ‘there’s something wrong with you mate’.

“You know when you s*** on your own doorstep, you have s*** in your own fridge,” Orr added. “He thought it was just hilarious.” After a sustained period of laughter, Parkin asked “was it like a caterpillar cake on the fridge?”

Terrifyingly, Orr states that was not the only time Griffin surprised him with an unexpected placement of extreme faecal matter. “I came in another day and you know in your bathroom you’d have a glass for your toothbrush,” Orr added with excruciating detail.

“I came in, my toothbrush and that was gone and there was a massive stand-up log about that big in me toothbrush glass.”

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