Footballer pulls shorts down and shows off his manhood while defending free-kick

Most players like to cover their genitals while standing in a wall defending a free kick, you know, for protection. But that's not for everybody, apparently.

Colombian footballer Geisson Perea was obviously feeling a little cocky (pun obviously intended) during a Colombian league match on Saturday after pulling down his shorts and whipping his manhood out in a bid to put the free kick taker off.

Talk about a d*ck move!

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Best (or rather worst) of all, the TV cameras accidentally caught him in the act after zooming in on the wall just as he was … demonstrating his ball control … streaming the footage to thousands of homes across the country.

Luckily for Parea, the referee didn't realise what had happened despite standing just a few inches from him at the time, so he escaped what would have almost certainly been a red card for unsportsmanlike conduct.

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However, because the image went viral, there's every chance the player will receive some sort of retrospective punishment.

Parea's phallus-related antics didn't appear to do much good either as his Sante Fe side were beaten 2-1 by rivals Jaguares, conceding a 94th minute winner for their troubles.

Well ain't that just a kick in the … well, you know.

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